Only if he goes to Mars and stays there...
Tesla's proposed pay package could make Elon Musk a trillionaire
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/teslas-proposed-pay-package-make-elon-musk-trillionaire/story?id=125300805
When you’re fucked, you’re fucked!
The self-driving cars are an even bigger disaster. Well done, Elmo!
Tesla Sales Fall as Elon Musk Focuses on Self-Driving Cars
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/business/tesla-sales-elon-musk.html?unlocked_article_code=1.TU8.Rhr0.Pv5k_TLr1mla&smid=url-share
Tesla stock to crash 45% after Robotaxi launch, according to Wall Street analyst
https://finbold.com/tesla-stock-to-crash-45-after-robotaxi-launch-according-to-wall-street-analyst/
It would be a waste of money, because we won’t stop until Tesla is bankrupt.
Elon Musk needs a 'Tim Cook' to run Tesla https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tim-cook-ceo-run-tesla-apple-iphone-2025-4
More good news!
'Tesla tanking': MSNBC financial expert delivers brutal news to Musk investors
https://www.rawstory.com/tesla-tanking-msnbc-expert/
The used Tesla market is crumbling | CNN Business
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/even-used-teslas-are-falling-out-of-favor/index.html
Arrest Elon Musk!
Musk’s PAC Quietly Deletes Video of Wisconsin Woman Saying She Was Paid to Vote
https://www.thedailybeast.com/musks-pac-quietly-deletes-video-of-wisconsin-woman-saying-she-was-paid-to-vote/
Motherfuckers!!!!
DOGE Is Trying to Gift Itself a $500 Million Building, Court Filings Show
https://www.wired.com/story/doge-takes-control-usip-office-building/
Investors From China Are Secretly Buying Stakes in Elon Musk’s SpaceX
https://truthout.org/articles/investors-from-china-are-secretly-buying-stakes-in-elon-musks-spacex/
"Storm the Capitol & attack American democracy = Instant pardon. Attack Tesla = 20 years in a foreign torture prison."
Internet Mocks Trump After He Says Tesla Vandals Won't Be Pardoned: 'What About These Guys?'
https://www.latintimes.com/internet-mocks-trump-tesla-vandals-wont-pardoned-january-6-capitol-riots-579020
On the other hand, all Musk will have is a petition of people who signed to receive $100...
Elon Musk PAC’s $100 giveaways put Wisconsin voters to the test
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/elon-musk-100-giveaway-wisconsin-petition-voters-rcna197543
How thick does he have to be to not realize that the majority of adults ON EARTH hate him?!?
Elon Musk says he's shocked at the level of Tesla hate and vandalism happening: 'I've never done anything harmful'
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-responds-tesla-vandalism-protests-2025-3
Time to buy GameStop!
4 reasons why Tesla's 53% stock crash is accelerating today
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-stock-price-crash-byd-battery-tech-musk-rbc-downgrade-2025-3
Tesla vehicles suffer fatal accidents at a rate that's twice the industry average, according to a new report. Bankrupting Tesla is a multi-level public service.
Tesla Has the Highest Fatal Accident Rate of All Auto Brands, Study Finds
Elon Musk will wear a suit when his war on America is over.
The Tesla brand is dying in the US and Europe, but its popularity is growing in China.
We need some Chinese help to get the word out and make it tank worldwide.
You love to see it!
Tesla recalls more than 375,000 vehicles due to power steering issue
https://fortune.com/2025/02/21/tesla-recalls-more-than-375000-vehicles-power-steering-issue/
Well, at least Elon is a tasteless infant.
Musk wields chainsaw onstage at CPAC, touting DOGE cuts
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5156325-elon-musk-cpac-chainsaw/
